The Request Show: A creative way to get around my inability to play live phone calls on the air. Written 11/16/09 and
originally aired on 11/16/09.
Featuring a podcast from my high school days. Sometimes a song can have spoken word without being rap. Written 11/09/09 and originally aired on 11/09/09.
A gender-bending show, played during the week of WFNM's Gender Bender Ball. Written 11/02/09 and originally aired on 11/02/09.
Commercial radio: because family companies will use songs that were originally about sex to sell computers. Written 10/25/09 and originally aired on 10/26/09.
What's more awkward than a bad relationship? Written 09/27/09 and originally aired on 10/05/09.
The first ever episode of of Awkward Sweet Peaches. Written 08/31/09 and originally aired on 09/28/09.
Awkward Sweet Peaches is the radio show I ran for WFNM from 2009-2012, centered around the general theme of awkwardness. The episodes were written in advance around a specific theme, with songs found to match each theme. Each episode contains a public service announcement, a live reading of the Chameleon Club's calendar of events, and most shows contain at least one mock commercial from "A Prairie Home Companion," as well as entries from the website FMyLife.com or sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com. All of these are the intellectual property of their original creators and were not used for profit of any kind. Included on this website are all the completed scripts from the show, the date they were written and their original air dates.
Geraldine is afraid of heights, and locked inside a giant Ferris Wheel capsule that will only let her out after a half hour. Why did she agree to let Maddie drag her onto the London Eye? Contains mild swearing and toilet humor.
The misadventures of third-grade goody-goody Saria as she deals with school bullies who can transform into dragons, school pictures hijacked by Hollywood image consultants, 8 year old dictators modeling themselves after Wishbone books, and an apocalypse brought on by a curse word. You know, regular grade school stuff.
Secret-agent power-couple Ozzy and Harriet (no relation to the original Ozzie and Harriet) are sent across the world
to thwart an assassination effort against the President of France, retrieve England's stolen crown jewels, and shut down a seedy meat-packing factory. Brought to you by AstroSludge: What the astronauts drink!
The school bully Randerson is on a rampage, using his ability to transform into a dragon to steal everyone's lunch money for the once-a-year Salami Lunch Special. Can Saria get everyone's money back and end this draconian reign of terror?
In 1890, Daisy Ashford opened her exercise book and wrote what would become one of the most famous examples of juvenalia. Join us as we whisk you to Merry Olde Victorian England, a land of whirlwind romances, social climbers, and the secret lives of the rich and powerful. Contains typos. (In Production.)
After getting lost on a camping trip, a transfer student by the name of Robinhood Crusoe decides to fulfill her destiny as the descendant of a fictional character from classic English literature. Said destiny involves taking over the school and using Wishbone books as guidance.
THE CARTESIAN THEATRE
A series of assorted radio plays produced for the theatre between your ears. Ratings vary between episodes.
The whole school's in a panic for Picture Day. Even Breadley's aunt is so anxious for the perfect picture that she'll bring
image consultants and professional makeup artists into the studio just for that perfect 8x10 glossy. The other kids are
forced to wait in line for hours.
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Rose, who lived with her grandmother in the middle of a meadow. One day, a capricious fairy named Duckie flits into her life, promising her grand adventure. Contains some toilet humor.
Miscellaneous one shot radio dramas. May contain swearing.
Saria says the H-word. THE H-word! H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks!!! Naturally, this unleashes Hell-demons on the school and she has to put them back.
In 1944, Umeko, Hisa, and Phyllis try to live an ordinary life as Girl Scouts. But being Japanese and forced to live in an American internment camp makes "ordinary" impossible. Shoujodan placed as a Commended Play (English as a 1st Language) in the BBC's 25th International Radio Playwriting Competition 2016. Contains racism and death by drowning.
Leonie can't go anywhere anymore. Not since the foxes came in. Contains violence and mental instability.